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(Source: hante)

WASTED SACRIFICES

A small list of my stupid (monetary) sacrifices

  1. The folks deducted a grand from my allowance to buy a laptop computer…and the computer’s now with them…thousands of miles away.

  2. Deducted another from what’s left of the ever-so-unconstant allowance of mine to purchase a DSLR… my baby’s with them… Thousands of miles away.

I know. Ich weiss(?). They’re my parents. They just BORROWED those things but I really miss ze DSLR. :| (don’t get me wrong, I miss the fam the most)

Hooray for a shallow teenage rant post.

sarcasm

Joffrey Baratheon should be called ‘Draco Malfoy of the Westeros’ or something.

weshipdramione:

“I’m telling mother!”

meanwhile at Hogwarts…

“My father will hear about this!”

VERY ORIGINAL, M’LORD.

Very original my dear Prince.

Edmund: Just King though. Peter’s the High King. 
Miraz: …
Edmund: I know, it’s confusing.

Slytherin:

Slytherins have a more cynical view on the world, and believe that there is darkness in the hearts of all, some are just unwilling to accept it. They think anyone who doesn’t realize this is naive or perhaps even stupid, and because of this they can easily clash with Gryffindors or laugh at Hufflepuffs. This said, Slytherins are absolutely in no way evil, some are actually very good. They simply have a drive that carries their life, and if you get in their way you better watch out.

Slytherins have an almost bloodthirsty craving for success, and if they don’t think they can achieve this then they can easily fall into a darker place of  self-loathing and take this out on others. Love and accomplishment are the two things that mean the most to them, and they do not understand that the need for the latter can drive away the former, and when the feeling of pride fades or they fail at something, their possible lack of something dear and close to them can hit, and when it hits it hits hard.

Slytherins are very emotional, however unlike Gryffindors they very rarely show it. Instead they bottle it up, using it in other ways, some of which may be artistic. Slytherins can very easily connect to art or music. Slytherins usually pick one subject they feel for and stick with it, rather than focusing on them all. This can be an issue academically, and some Slytherins may even drop out of school, but despite this their ambition will drive them to doing something they love, or they will have a downward spiral into depression. Lawyers, doctors and artists are often Slytherins.

(Source: memyworldandi)

When your name is in a math problem.

leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts

HAHAHA. IKR.

i ran at the speed of 25kph……..for 3 hours!!!!

(Source: heyhoanja)

(Source: tuxedogatonero)

(Source: napoleonbonerhard)

(Source: thebrightestdoctorofherage)

delacours:

living-death:

GIVEAWAY TIME

Okay, so I’m going to choose 3 people on Sunday, 6PM EST. (It’s basically only 36 hours in which you can enter, but I need time to write the letter and ship them so people can get them by September 1st.)

All 3 winners get a “welcome” letter from Hogwarts (since it’s kind of dumb to do an acceptance letter for 1st years). I’m going to ask the winners questions so the letter can be as personal as possible.
6th and 7th years get their OWL and NEWT grades as an extra ;) and anyone older than 7th years get a letter from the Ministry of Magic for their jobs :)
First Place Winner gets: 
a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
a house pin of their house
a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)
if they’re a Gryffindor, (do not bother lying, i’ll check) you get a key cover.
Second Place Winner gets:
a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)
3D Harry Potter glasses
Third Place Winner gets: 
a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)

Rules and Guidelines and Shit:
I can ship it internationally but if you don’t get it before Sept. 1st, don’t whine at me.
reblog as many times as you want.
I don’t give a poop if you follow me or not.
don’t message me saying “pick me” cause if you do, and you win, I’ll just choose another person.
HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN
and I’m going to make McGonagall the Headmistress with the same honors as Albus Dumbledore and ME the deputy so don’t come complaining that I got my facts mixed up. IIGHT?
oh and I’m going to make up school book names and author names and other stuff if I can’t find the actual ones for your year.

GOOD LUCK :D
 

angela omg hgsdjhgfrjh 

delacours:

living-death:

GIVEAWAY TIME

Okay, so I’m going to choose 3 people on Sunday, 6PM EST. (It’s basically only 36 hours in which you can enter, but I need time to write the letter and ship them so people can get them by September 1st.)

All 3 winners get a “welcome” letter from Hogwarts (since it’s kind of dumb to do an acceptance letter for 1st years). I’m going to ask the winners questions so the letter can be as personal as possible.

6th and 7th years get their OWL and NEWT grades as an extra ;) and anyone older than 7th years get a letter from the Ministry of Magic for their jobs :)

First Place Winner gets: 

  • a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
  • a house pin of their house
  • a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)
  • if they’re a Gryffindor, (do not bother lying, i’ll check) you get a key cover.

Second Place Winner gets:

  • a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
  • a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)
  • 3D Harry Potter glasses

Third Place Winner gets: 

  • a welcome letter from either Hogwarts or the Ministry
  • a postcard of their choice (HBP edition)

Rules and Guidelines and Shit:

  • I can ship it internationally but if you don’t get it before Sept. 1st, don’t whine at me.
  • reblog as many times as you want.
  • I don’t give a poop if you follow me or not.
  • don’t message me saying “pick me” cause if you do, and you win, I’ll just choose another person.
  • HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN
  • and I’m going to make McGonagall the Headmistress with the same honors as Albus Dumbledore and ME the deputy so don’t come complaining that I got my facts mixed up. IIGHT?
  • oh and I’m going to make up school book names and author names and other stuff if I can’t find the actual ones for your year.

GOOD LUCK :D

angela omg hgsdjhgfrjh 

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Year: 6
Blood status: pure blood
Boggart: blackhole
Patronus: dove
Amortentia: Musty new parchment, brewed coffee
Animagus: Crane
Pet: Owl
Wand: 12.5" Yew, Dragon Heartstring
Profession: Auror
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